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Worshiping the Nights

a poem by Paige Castle

When the hurricane hit,

I hopped on the volunteer train,

surrounding myself with ceaseless chatter.

 

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The Dream

a poem by Haley McManus

The day of graduation is approaching,

I close my eyes,

Imagining all that is yet to come.


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Work to Live, Don't Live to Work

a poem by Darion Mallet

People go day to day thinking of work.

Steadily going through owners' heads, "import, export",

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Merely Temporary

a poem by Katie Elder

Today was an exercise in futility,

as I tried to placate another irate customer

who refused to be satisfied,

What Would You Do?

  • Q: What Would You Do... with a singing cactus?

    A: Carry it around like an i-Pod and when people tell me they "don't like my music" I'll whack them with it! Bam. Stupid people problem = solved.

    Amber Holmes

  • Q: What Would You Do... with 50 pounds of Valentine's Day chocolate?

    A: I think the better question is - what WOULDN'T I do? 

    Angela Hutchins

  • Q: What Would You Do... with a piece of string, 10 dollars, and a bucket of ice?

    A: $10 is enough to get 1,500 live ladybugs on Amazon. The string and the bucket are a bonus.

    Patrick Walker

  • Q: What Would You Do... with a piece of string, 10 dollars, and a bucket of ice?

    A: I'd pay someone 10 bucks to put ice down someone's pants. The string would be a bonus.

    Reese Hight